Friday, June 3, 2011

Paintin' Time

Started my first painted card, roughing in everything. It will take a while to nail down the look but I know what I want- exactly the same thing I wanted when I was 8.  May need to shoot reference for all these soldiers, and I already have a model tank my panzer-loving brother built for me. This is so fun to work on.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Battle in the Black Ooze!!

Hot American iron rips into a tar-crazed Dino! It's a battle that neither can win as the the terrible black ooze exacts its deadly toll!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Electric Terror Blast!!

Electronic terror from the year one-million BC!!! The seas cannot contain the fury of the ELECTRIC MANTASAUR! Soldiers have no defense against the screaming electro-blast that turns a man to smoking ash in 5 seconds! How can this 5,000,000,000 Terror-Watt beast be stopped?!!

It can't. That's how.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Monster from the Deep!

While guarding the beachhead, a monstrous DINOCTOPUS crawls onto the beach, to hunt for LAND-MEAT!!!

Thursday, October 15, 2009


A sticker depicting a rampaging BRONTOSAURUS for you to put on your school folder or inside your mom's car door where she won't even know it's there!

Iron Behemoth!

Using parts salvaged from wrecked tanks, the men create SUPER-SHERMAN- a Frankensteined battle wagon from the seventh ring of dinosaur hell!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Corsairs hunt for the lost tankers!

A flight of F4-U Corsairs, heavy with ammunition and itching for a fight, fly day and night searching for the lost tank battalion!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

More Science Corner!

Did you know?
Dinosaurs aren't animals at all, they are monsters. Popular mythology says that dinosaurs are a part of the lizard family, a fact the Latinos got partly wrong again when they named these horrors "Dinosaurs", or, "Terrible Lizards". Scientifically speaking, they were "Terrible Monsters". So what does science tell us about these shambling nightmares from our dark, primordial past? We know that all dinosaurs are meat-eaters. If a plant happens to look like a caveman or a steak, a dinosaur will eat it, but only because they are looking for meat. So voracious were they that not a single intact caveman has been found dating from the Age of the Dinosaurs, since every single one was ripped apart and eaten by hungry monsters. We also know that dinosaurs were impossibly huge- in fact the skeletons we see now are smaller than when they died, because they dried up and shrunk. So when you go to bed tonight, be thankful there are no more dinosaurs, because if there were they would either have already devoured you, or would be eating you right now, as you read this.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Science Corner!

Did you know?
The name "triceratops" is a latin name that means "Three Stabbers on his Head". The latinos were fairly accurate in their description, although it is a popular myth that the nose-horn was used for stabbing. It just couldn't be avoided- if you got stabbed by the two on its forehead you'd get it from the nose-horn as a sort of a side effect. It is interesting to note that without its foreheadnal stab-nodes (horns), the triceratops would have been a harmless friend to all, but the addition of cranially placed kill-spikes turned the beast into a stabbing, killing deathtank.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Snake Attack!

"Tell Mary I love her!!" Screamed "Pockets" McRand. A dinosaur snake had crawled up on the campsite and grabbed McRand before he even knew it was there!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

A GIrl Back Home

"Pockets" McRand shows a picture of his girl back home. "First thing I do when I get back home is ask her to marry me!"

Friday, September 11, 2009

Cornered in a cave!

Giant rex tries for a hot meal but gets a face full of Sherman tank!!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

What the jungle hides

The jungle hides many secrets- like the corpse of a strange metal monster from beyond the dinosaurs!

Friday, September 4, 2009

The Gods must be Angry

The Kung-Ah-Ree fear nothing- except their queen and THE THUNDER GOD! The men use this primitive terror to their advantage- striking fear in the hearts of the brutal cave men!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Never leave a man behind!

The boys rescue Private Brian Kowalski from the clutches of the wretched Kung-Ah-Ree

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Fire Leach!

The hideous ape-men follow their queen's orders- torture the strange men!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Queen of Death!

Brutal leader of the Kung-Ah-Ree, Kree-Na is the most feared of all the savages, and their leader!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Chow time!

Cookie can make a meal from anything, even a two-story dinosaur!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Attacked from all sides!

The meat hungry behemoths attack the strange metal creature that stings with such ferocity, their pea-sized brains having no concept of fear!

Monday, August 17, 2009


The Kung-Ah-Ree- terrible hunters of the primordial jungle! Powerful, fast and highly intelligent by ape-man standards, their only weakness is their fear of the Thunder God!!